10 Universal Laws Which our Scientists never told us...
1. LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged one.
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for workbecause
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.
8. LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10. LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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